I’m gonna make one of those click and drag things

I KNEW HE WAS AFTER MY CASE REPORT I F UCKING NKEW IT

montypla:

raihagan:

I have a doctor who is openly hostile toward other doctors that get appointments with me and brazenly steals other doctor’s follow up appointments

I’ve decided to nickname him Dr. Yandere-kun

Someone’s got a crush on you

He thirsty

for my case report

I have a doctor who is openly hostile toward other doctors that get appointments with me and brazenly steals other doctor’s follow up appointments

I’ve decided to nickname him Dr. Yandere-kun

montypla:

raihagan:

New word salad phrase: Seven-thousand pajamas

That’s a lot of pajamas.

Who knows, maybe they came from the portal I apparently opened today according to my fat brain

Where are they? I just don’t know. But they’re apparently out there.

New word salad phrase: Seven-thousand pajamas

Fun symptoms of residual brain swelling #2462: Word salad

I cannot count the number of times I have suddenly said “I live here, you know” in a completely inappropriate context

Oh man I barely have anything to post these days here

Like literally everything now is recovering from this bullshit and I do not want to flood people

Maybe I should make a webcomic about the crazy shit that happens when you get the E

montypla:

raihagan replied to your post: I’m still not entirely sure how to fee…

They made (part of) Alessa evil because of the “evil little ghost girl” trend which fucked with a lot of things. I was raging into my popcorn kernels at the end of that movie

All things considered that was really one of the lest stupid stupid stupid things. The whole climax was just so bad and dumb. It’s like they were inspired by the tree rape in Evil Dead.

The weird thing is that the director was actually a fan of the games and had been trying to years to get Konami to let him make a movie. So how the hell did he completely fuck up how SIlent Hill even works so badly?

It was my biggest gripe since Alessa’s goal was practically the opposite of revenge. To me it felt like it sort of turned the message of the game on its head as what eventually saves the split part of Alessa’s soul is Harry’s unwavering selflessness winning out VS Dahlia’s vile selfishness. The tree thing and bizarre cop out fog world end where she’s hogging the mom all to herself made it even worse particularly because it was almost a weird sort of punishment for all Rose had done.

I also don’t know how a fan would have screwed it up so badly. Silent Hill is pretty simple if you ignore the smaller mysteries. I mean hell, the first one is just some dude looking for his daughter through a hellish town, they could have kept it exactly the same as it is with the good ending (gdi I forgot if Cybil ending is good or good+ she didn’t have to fucking die in that movie) and it’s not like people wouldn’t have understood it or enjoyed it. Harry fights a levitating demon, for God’s sake.

Fun fact: when I first woke up in the hospital I’d escape from my restraints and the weird leg air massage things in middle of the night with “Before my Body is Dry” playing in my head

Kill la Kill isn’t my thing but damn did it make me a successful escape artist